YOU SAID:
Yo man my name jeff and fbi is after me about u
INTO JAPANESE
よー、私の名前はjeffとfbiです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Okay, my name is jeff and fbi.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私の名前はjeffとfbiです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my name is jeff and fbi.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、私の名前はjeffとfbiです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my name is jeff and fbi.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.