YOU SAID:
Yo mama was so old she witnessed the big bang
INTO JAPANESE
ママはとても年をとっていて、ビッグバンを目撃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama's so old she witnessed the big bang
INTO JAPANESE
ママはとても年を取り、ビッグバンを目撃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mama's so old she witnessed the big bang
You should move to Japan!