YOU SAID:
Yo mama was so old she witnessed god create the universe
INTO JAPANESE
ヨ・ママはとても年をとっていたので、神が宇宙を創造するのを目撃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo Mama Was So Old That She Witnessed God Creating The Universe
INTO JAPANESE
ヨ・ママはとても年をとっていたので、神が宇宙を創造するのを目撃しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo Mama Was So Old That She Witnessed God Creating The Universe
That didn't even make that much sense in English.