YOU SAID:
yo mama so ... yo mama
INTO JAPANESE
私はお母さんです...私はお母さんです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i'm a mom... i'm a mom
INTO JAPANESE
私はママです...私はママです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i am mama... i am mama
INTO JAPANESE
私には母がいます...私には母がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i have a mother...i have a mother
INTO JAPANESE
私には母親がいます...私には母親がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i have a mother...i have a mother
You should move to Japan!