YOU SAID:

Yo mama so ugly, that mirror brakes itself

INTO JAPANESE

ヨママは醜くて、鏡がブレーキをかけてしまう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mama Yo is ugly, and the mirror will apply the brakes

INTO JAPANESE

ママヨが醜くて、鏡がブレーキを掛けてくれる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mama Yo is ugly and the mirror puts the brakes on me.

INTO JAPANESE

ママ・ヨーは醜くて鏡がブレーキをかけてくれる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom Yo is ugly and the mirror brakes me.

INTO JAPANESE

ママヨは醜くて鏡がブレーキをかけてくれる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom Yo is ugly and the mirror brakes me.