YOU SAID:
yo mama so fat, your dad required a jack to pump in her
INTO JAPANESE
あんたのお父さんはジャックが必要だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your dad needed Jack.
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんはジャックを必要としてた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your father needed Jack.
INTO JAPANESE
君の父親はジャックを必要としていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your father needed Jack.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.