YOU SAID:
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはとても太ったのでママは彼女の周りを運転しようとしたが、私はガソリンを使い果たした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because you were so fat, Mom tried to drive around her, but I ran out of gasoline.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはとても太っていたので、ママは彼女の周りを運転しようとしたが、私はガソリンを使い果たした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because you were so fat, Mom tried to drive around her, but I ran out of gasoline.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.