YOU SAID:
YO MAMA is so fat that when everytime she jumps she causes an earthquake.
INTO JAPANESE
YO MAMAはとても太いので、ジャンプするたびに地震を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
YO MAMA is so thick that it causes an earthquake each time it jumps.
INTO JAPANESE
YO MAMAは非常に厚いので、ジャンプするたびに地震を引き起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
YO MAMA is so thick that it causes an earthquake each time it jumps.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.