YOU SAID:
Yo! Is everyone in church? Worshiping Glob?
INTO JAPANESE
Yo!教会は、誰ですか。Glob を崇拝?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo! who is the Church. Worship the glob?
INTO JAPANESE
Yo!人は教会です。Glob を崇拝?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo! man is the Church. Worship the glob?
INTO JAPANESE
Yo!男は、教会です。Glob を崇拝?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo! man is the Church. Worship the glob?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.