YOU SAID:
yo I think the dog has jumped the cow and i am in a pickle man
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が牛を飛び越えたと思うし、私は漬物屋にいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think dogs jumped over cows and I am in a pickle shop
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬が牛を飛び越えたと思うし、私は漬物屋にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think dogs jumped over cows and I am in a pickle shop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.