YOU SAID:
yo i love bacon too and GOD loved us enough to give us bacon so yay
INTO JAPANESE
私はベーコンも大好きで、神は私たちにベーコンをくれるほど愛してくれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I also love bacon, and God loved us enough to give bacon to us
INTO JAPANESE
私はベーコンも大好きです、そして神は私たちにベーコンを与えるのに十分なほど私たちを愛していました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I also love bacon, and God loved us enough to give bacon to us
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
