YOU SAID:

Yo! I just can't find my darn puppy dog.

INTO JAPANESE

Yo!ちょうど私のろくでもない子犬が見つからない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yo! just my slow but no puppies cannot be found.

INTO JAPANESE

Yo!ちょうど私の低速がない子犬が見つかりません。

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Yo! not just on my slow puppy cannot be found.

INTO JAPANESE

Yo!ないだけで私の遅い子犬が見つかりません。

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Yo! I can not find my slow puppy without it.

INTO JAPANESE

Yo!私は、それがなければ私の遅い子犬を見つけることができません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yo! I can not find my slow puppy without it.