YOU SAID:

Yo I am stupid that’s why I got a stick in my pants for someone to eat up you sussy baka

INTO JAPANESE

よ、私は愚かだから、誰かがあなたを食べようとして、ズボンの中に棒を突っ込んだんだ、スッシー・バカ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yo, I'm stupid and someone put a stick in my pants trying to eat you, sush idiot

INTO JAPANESE

よ、私はバカだから、誰かが私のパンツに棒を突っ込んであなたを食べようとしてるのよ、バカね

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yo, I'm an idiot, so someone put a stick in my pants and try to eat you, idiot

INTO JAPANESE

よ、私はバカだから、誰かが私のズボンの中に棒を突っ込んで、あなたを食べようとするのよ、バカ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yo, I'm an idiot, so someone put a stick in my pants and try to eat you, idiot