YOU SAID:
Yo governor! I’m smacking for a biscuit right about now!
INTO JAPANESE
知事!今ビスケットを買ってくる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Governor! I'm going to get some biscuits now!
INTO JAPANESE
総督!今からビスケットを持ってくる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Viceroy! I'm bringing you some biscuits!
INTO JAPANESE
総督!ビスケットを持ってくる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Viceroy! Bring me some biscuits!
INTO JAPANESE
総督!ビスケットを持ってきて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Viceroy! Bring me some biscuits!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.