YOU SAID:
Yo dawg I heard you like fail, so we put some fail in your fail so you can facepalm while you facepalm.
INTO JAPANESE
おい、お前は失敗が好きだそうだ。だから、お前の失敗の中に失敗を入れたんだ。そうすれば、お前が顔を手で覆っている間に、顔を手で覆うことができる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I hear you like failure, so I put failure in your failure, so I can cover my face with my hands while you cover your face with your hands.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、君は失敗が好きだと聞いたから、君の失敗の中に失敗を入れたんだ。君が両手で顔を覆う間、僕も両手で顔を覆うことができるんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Listen, I heard you like failure, so I included failure in your failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I can cover my face with my hands too.
INTO JAPANESE
いいですか、あなたは失敗が好きだそうだから、あなたの失敗の中に失敗も含めました。あなたが両手で顔を覆っている間、私も両手で顔を覆うことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look, I heard you like failure, so I included failure among your failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I can cover my face with my hands too.
INTO JAPANESE
いいかい、君は失敗が好きだそうだから、失敗も君の失敗の中に含めておいたんだ。君が両手で顔を覆っている間、僕も両手で顔を覆ってもいいよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look, I hear you like failure, so I've included failure in your list of failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I can cover my face with my hands too.
INTO JAPANESE
いいですか、あなたは失敗が好きなようですから、あなたの失敗リストに失敗も含めました。あなたが手で顔を覆っている間、私も手で顔を覆ってあげましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look, you seem to like failure, so I've included it in your list of failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I'll cover my face with my hands too.
INTO JAPANESE
ほら、あなたは失敗が好きなようですから、あなたの失敗リストにそれを含めました。あなたが手で顔を覆っている間、私も手で顔を覆います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
See, you seem to like failure, so I included it in your list of failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I will cover my face with my hands too.
INTO JAPANESE
ほら、あなたは失敗が好きなようですから、あなたの失敗リストにそれを含めました。あなたが手で顔を覆っている間、私も手で顔を覆います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
See, you seem to like failure, so I included it in your list of failures. While you cover your face with your hands, I will cover my face with my hands too.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.