YOU SAID:
Yo dawg, I heard you liek beds so we put a bed in yo bed so you can sleep while you sleep!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、君がベッドを寝かせていると聞いたので、君が寝ている間に眠れるようにベッドを置いたんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I heard you're laying down your bed, so I put it up so that I can sleep while you're sleeping!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたがベッドを横にしていると聞いたので、あなたが寝ている間、私が眠れるようにベッドを上げました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I heard you were laying on your bed, so I raised it so I could sleep while you were sleeping!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたがベッドに横たわっていると聞いたので、あなたが寝ている間に寝られるようにベッドを上げました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I heard you were lying in bed, so I raised the bed so you could sleep while you were!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたがベッドに横たわっていると聞いたので、あなたが寝ている間にベッドを上げました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I heard you were lying in bed, so I raised the bed while you were sleeping!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたがベッドに横たわっていると聞いたので、あなたが寝ている間にベッドを上げました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I heard you were lying in bed, so I raised the bed while you were sleeping!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.