YOU SAID:
Yo bro my name is Joe and I broke my toe in Mexico and i won a race.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョーです。メキシコでつま先を骨折し、レースに勝ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe. I broke my toe in Mexico and won the race.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョー。私はメキシコでつま先を骨折し、レースに勝った.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe. I broke my toe in Mexico and won the race.
You should move to Japan!