Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today: gosh, I wish he'd go away!
INTO JAPANESE
昨日、階段の時に私はそこにいなかった人に会った。 彼は今日もなかった: まあ、私は彼が離れて行ってほしいなあ!
That's deep, man.