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YOU SAID:

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. after all, that is why they call it the present

INTO JAPANESE

昨日は歴史、明日は謎ですが、今日は贈り物です。結局のところ、それが彼らがそれを現在と呼ぶ理由です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. After all, that's why they call it the present

INTO JAPANESE

昨日は歴史、明日は謎ですが、今日は贈り物です。結局のところ、それが彼らがそれを現在と呼ぶ理由です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. After all, that's why they call it the present

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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