YOU SAID:
Yesterday in my house I ate chips with my dog
INTO JAPANESE
それで 俺のうちの俺のソファで俺の妻と 一緒にいるのか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're in my house on my couch with my wife.
INTO JAPANESE
それで 俺のうちの俺のソファで俺の妻と 一緒にいるのか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're in my house on my couch with my wife.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.