YOU SAID:
yesterday i went to the park and shagged your mum up a tree
INTO JAPANESE
昨日私は公園に行き、あなたのお母さんを木にぶち壊しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yesterday I went to the park and smashed your mom into a tree
INTO JAPANESE
昨日私は公園に行き、あなたのお母さんを木に砕きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yesterday I went to the park and crushed your mom into a tree
INTO JAPANESE
昨日私は公園に行き、あなたのお母さんを木に押しつぶしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yesterday I went to the park and crushed your mom into a tree
Come on, you can do better than that.