YOU SAID:
yessir i just pooed my pants
INTO JAPANESE
はい、ズボンをうんちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, pooping pants
INTO JAPANESE
はい、うんちパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, poo pants
INTO JAPANESE
はい、うんちパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, poo pants
Come on, you can do better than that.