YOU SAID:
yes, we have no bananas
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私たちはバナナがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, we have bananas.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私たちはバナナを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, we eat a banana.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私たちはバナナを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, we eat a banana.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.