YOU SAID:
yes papa yes papa, johny. no papa . eating sugar. no papa. telling lies. hahaha, open you mouth
INTO JAPANESE
はいパパはいパパ、ジョーニー。パパはいない。砂糖を食べる。パパはいない。うそをつく。ハハ、口を開けなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes Papa Yes Papa, Joanie. I have no dad. Eat sugar. I have no dad. to lie. Haha, open your mouth
INTO JAPANESE
はいパパはいパパ、ジョアニー。私にはお父さんはいません。食べる砂糖。私にはお父さんはいません。嘘をつくハハ、口を開けなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes Papa Yes Papa, Joanie. I have no father. Eat sugar. I have no father. Lie, lie, open your mouth
INTO JAPANESE
はいパパはいパパ、ジョアニー。私には父親がいません。食べる砂糖。私には父親がいません。うそ、うそ、口を開けなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes Papa Yes Papa, Joanie. I have no father. Eat sugar. I have no father. Lie, lie, open your mouth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.