YOU SAID:
yes i love to eat my friends' ears with metal rods
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私は友人の耳を金属棒で食べるのが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, I like eating my friend's ears with metal sticks
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私は金属の棒で私の友人の耳を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, I like eating my friend's ears with a metal stick
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私は金属の棒で私の友人の耳を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, I like eating my friend's ears with a metal stick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.