YOU SAID:
Yes I eat dogs. No I am not crazy.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私は犬を食べます。いいえ、私は夢中ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, I am eating a dog. No, I am not crazy.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私は犬を食べています。いいえ、私は夢中ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, I am eating a dog. No, I am not crazy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.