YOU SAID:
yeetus the feetus commit self deletus
INTO JAPANESE
フットス・イェトゥスは自己削除を犯します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Footes Yetus commits self-deletion
INTO JAPANESE
Footes Yetusは自己削除をコミットします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Footes Yetus commits self-deletion
That didn't even make that much sense in English.