YOU SAID:

yeet my dog eats feet and i smell my friend named poo

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬が足を食べて、私は私の友人のうんちという臭いがする

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My dog eats a leg and I smell my friend's poop

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は足を食べると私は私の友人のうんちの匂いがする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog eats legs and I smell my friend's poop

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は足を食べると私は私の友人のうんちの匂いがする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My dog eats legs and I smell my friend's poop