YOU SAID:
yeehaw im an arkansas cowboy yeehaw, im married to mah cousin
INTO JAPANESE
yeehaw imアーカンソー州のカウボーイyeehaw、結婚しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
yeehaw im Arkansas state cowboy yeehaw, I am married.
INTO JAPANESE
yeehaw imアーカンソー州のカウボーイyeehaw、私は結婚しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
yeehaw im Arkansas state cowboy yeehaw, I am married.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.