YOU SAID:
Yeah, I'm eating a cannoli, it's great, I'm about to kill my son
INTO JAPANESE
はい、カノーリを食べています、それは素晴らしいです、私は私の息子を殺すために
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, eating cannoli and it is great, because I will kill my son
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子が殺すされますのでカノーリ、それを食べることは素晴らしいですが、はい、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill my son will be so great cannoli and eat it but, Yes,
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子はとてもカノーリとそれを食べるが、はいを殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My son is very cannoli and eat it, but yes kill
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は、非常にカノーリはいを殺すが、それを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My son is very cannoli Yes kill and eat it
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は非常にカノーリはい殺すとそれを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My son is very cannoli Yes kill and eat it
Come on, you can do better than that.