YOU SAID:
yeah cool oporto with my wifey
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私の妻とのクールなポルト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
yes cool porto with my wife
INTO JAPANESE
はい、妻とクールなポルト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
yes wife and cool Porto
INTO JAPANESE
はい、妻とクールなポルト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
yes wife and cool Porto
You should move to Japan!