YOU SAID:

YALL LAST NIGHT MY FRIEND SAID SOMETHING ANTI-CBATIC SO I GRABBED A MACHETE AND I IMPALED HIM, TWISTING THE BLADE AND THEN I TIED HIS HANDS UP, AND THEN STARTED GORGING HIS EYES OUT SLOWLY WITH A RIDGED BUTTER KNIFE THDN I THREW HIM INTO A POOL AND WATXNE

INTO JAPANESE

みんな、昨夜友達が反戦的なことを言ったから、マチェーテを掴んで彼を突き刺し、刃をねじって両手を縛り、バターナイフでゆっくりと目をえぐり出し、それからプールに投げ込んで水をかけました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Guys, your friend said something anti-war last night so you grabbed a machete and stabbed him, twisted the blade, tied his hands, slowly gouged out his eyes with a butter knife, then threw him in the pool and doused him in water.

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、あなたの友人が昨夜反戦的なことを言ったので、あなたはマチェーテをつかんで彼を刺し、刃をねじり、彼の手を縛り、バターナイフでゆっくりと彼の目をえぐり出し、それから彼をプールに投げ込んで水をかけました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Guys, your friend said something anti-war last night, so you grab a machete and stab him, twist the blade, tie his hands, slowly gouge out his eyes with a butter knife, and then throw him in a swimming pool and douse him with water.

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、あなたの友人が昨夜反戦的なことを言ったので、マチェーテをつかんで彼を刺し、刃をねじり、両手を縛り、バターナイフでゆっくりと両目をえぐり出し、それから彼をプールに投げ込んで水をかけなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Guys, because your friend said something anti-war last night, grab a machete and stab him, twist the blade, tie his hands and slowly gouge out his eyes with a butter knife, then throw him in a swimming pool and pour water over him.

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、あなたの友人が昨夜反戦的なことを言ったからといって、マチェーテをつかんで彼を刺し、刃をねじり、両手を縛り、バターナイフでゆっくりと両目をえぐり出し、それから彼をプールに投げ込んで水をかけなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Guys, just because your friend said something anti-war last night, grab a machete and stab him, twist the blade, tie his hands and slowly gouge out his eyes with a butter knife and then throw him in a swimming pool and pour water over him.

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、あなたの友人が昨夜反戦的なことを言ったというだけで、マチェーテを掴んで彼を刺し、刃をねじり、両手を縛り、バターナイフでゆっくりと両目をえぐり出し、それから彼をプールに投げ込んで水をかけてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Guys, just because your friend said something anti-war last night, grab a machete and stab him, twist the blade, tie his hands and slowly gouge out his eyes with a butter knife and then throw him in a swimming pool and pour water over him.