YOU SAID:
xander is so fricken dumb
INTO JAPANESE
xanderはとてもフライドダムです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
xander is so fried
INTO JAPANESE
ザンダーはとても揚げ物です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Zander is very fried
INTO JAPANESE
ザンダーはとても揚げています
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium