YOU SAID:
wow i would like to fall into my moms hair
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うわー私は髪をママに分類したいと思います
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Wow, I think I want to fall into the MOM hair
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うわー、私はママの髪に分類したいと思う
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Wow, I want to classify as mama's hair
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うわー、私はママの髪として分類したいです。
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Wow!, I want to classify as my hair is.
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うわー!、私の髪は、分類したいです。
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Wow-!, is my hair to fall.
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うわー!、髪を秋には。
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Wow-!, hair in the autumn.
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うわー!、秋の髪。
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Wow-!, hair fall.
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うわー!、髪の秋します。
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Wow-!, the fall of hair.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー!、髪の秋。
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Wow-!, hair fall.
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うわー!、髪の秋します。
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Wow-!, the fall of hair.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー!、髪の秋。
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