YOU SAID:

Wow guys my brother just came home drunk and started eating my cat uwu

INTO JAPANESE

兄が酔って帰ってきて猫を食べ始めたわぁ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brother came home drunk and started eating cats.

INTO JAPANESE

弟は酔っ払って帰宅し、猫を食べ始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brother got drunk and went home and started eating cats.

INTO JAPANESE

弟は酔っ払って家に帰って猫を食べ始めました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My brother got drunk and went home and started eating cats.