YOU SAID:

Wow, can't believe this just happened. I mean, honestly. Seriously, How could you? In front of my salad? My salad is right here, dude. Did you even think of that?

INTO JAPANESE

こんなことが起こったなんて信じられない正直に言ってマジでどうして？サラダの前で？私のサラダはここよそんなこと考えた？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe this is happening. In front of the salad? Here's my salad. Have you thought about that?

INTO JAPANESE

こんなことが起こっているなんて信じられない。サラダの前？これが私のサラダです。考えたことある？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe this is happening. In front of the salad? This is my salad. Have you ever thought about it?

INTO JAPANESE

こんなことが起こっているなんて信じられない。サラダの前？これは私のサラダです。考えたことある？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe this is happening. In front of the salad? This is my salad. Have you ever thought about it?