YOU SAID:
Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole
INTO JAPANESE
バージポールでそれに触れないでください
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Don't touch it with barge pole
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バージポールで触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not touch with barge pole
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バージポールに触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not touch the barge pole
INTO JAPANESE
バージポールに触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not touch the barge pole
That didn't even make that much sense in English.