YOU SAID:
Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
INTO JAPANESE
家の中にしますか?マウス付きにしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you in the House? you want with the mouse?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは家にいるか。マウスでよろしいですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether you are at home. With the mouse you want?
INTO JAPANESE
かどうかあなたは家にいます。マウスでよろしいですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whether you are at home. With the mouse you want?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.