YOU SAID:
would you like some tea old chap
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはいくつかの茶昔のチャップをお願いします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You ask some old tea chap
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはいくつかの古い茶チャップを頼みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You ask some old tea chap
That didn't even make that much sense in English.