YOU SAID:
Would you like a cup of tea and a crumpet in the parlour
INTO JAPANESE
パーラーでお茶とクランペットをお願いします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please give me tea and crampets in the parlor
INTO JAPANESE
パーラーでお茶とクランペットをください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give tea and crampets in the parlor
INTO JAPANESE
パーラーでお茶とクランペットを与える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give tea and crampets in the parlor
You should move to Japan!