YOU SAID:
would you believe me if i told you that aliens exist and they want to do the cows
INTO JAPANESE
エイリアンが存在し、彼らが牛を飼いたいのだと言ったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there are aliens and they say they want to keep a cow
INTO JAPANESE
エイリアンがいて、牛を飼いたいって言ったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have an alien and want to keep a cow
INTO JAPANESE
外国人がいて牛を飼いたい場合
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If you have a foreigner and want to keep a cow
INTO JAPANESE
外国人で牛を飼いたいなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a foreigner and want to keep a cow
INTO JAPANESE
外国人で牛を飼いたい場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a foreigner and want to keep a cow
That's deep, man.