YOU SAID:
wololololo i stole ur phone
INTO JAPANESE
ウォロロロロ私はあなたの電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
wororororo i stole your phone
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i stole your phone
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i stole your phone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.