YOU SAID:
Woe is you, pitiful stranger.
INTO JAPANESE
哀れな見知らぬ人、あなたは悲惨です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poor stranger, you are miserable.
INTO JAPANESE
かわいそうな見知らぬ人、あなたは惨めです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poor stranger, you are miserable.
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