YOU SAID:
Woe is you, pitiful stranger.
INTO JAPANESE
哀れな見知らぬ人、あなたは悲惨です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poor stranger, you are miserable.
INTO JAPANESE
かわいそうな見知らぬ人、あなたは惨めです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poor stranger, you are miserable.
Come on, you can do better than that.