YOU SAID:
Woe is me… flying under your feet… catch me if you can… wow is me…
INTO JAPANESE
わざわいは私です...あなたの足元を飛んでいます...できれば私を捕まえてください...すごい私です...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Woe to me...flying at your feet...catch me if you can...wow I am...
INTO JAPANESE
わざわい...あなたの足元を飛んでいる...できれば私を捕まえて...うわー私は...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
woe...flying at your feet...catch me if you can...wow i'm...
INTO JAPANESE
悲惨...あなたの足元に飛んでいる...できれば私を捕まえて...うわー私は...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
woe...flying at your feet...catch me if you can...wow i'm...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.