YOU SAID:
Woah now don’t touch my burger
INTO JAPANESE
うわっ今私のハンバーガーを触れないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow I do not touch my Burger right now.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー私に触れないで私のハンバーガー今。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow-do not touch me my Burger right now.
INTO JAPANESE
ワウは私に触れないで私のハンバーガー今。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow I do not touch my Burger right now.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー私に触れないで私のハンバーガー今。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow-do not touch me my Burger right now.
INTO JAPANESE
ワウは私に触れないで私のハンバーガー今。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium
