YOU SAID:
woah no way bro, thats insane!
INTO JAPANESE
うわーまさか仲間、それは正気じゃない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow no friends, it's insane!
INTO JAPANESE
友達はいません、それは正気ではありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends, it's insane!
INTO JAPANESE
私には友達がいません、それは非常識です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends, it's insane!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.