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woah no way bro, thats insane!

INTO JAPANESE

うわーまさか仲間、それは正気じゃない！

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Wow no friends, it's insane!

INTO JAPANESE

友達はいません、それは正気ではありません！

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I have no friends, it's insane!

INTO JAPANESE

私には友達がいません、それは非常識です！

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I have no friends, it's insane!