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woah, i just ate a dog, and it tasted like grandma's toe

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うわっ、私は、犬を食べた、それはおばあちゃんのつま先のような味

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Wow!, I ate the dogs, it's taste like Grandma's toe

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うわー!、犬を食べた、それはおばあちゃんのつま先のような味

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Wow-!, it ate the dogs, that tastes like Grandma's toe

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うわー!、犬を食べていた、おばあちゃんのつま先のような味

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Wow-!, tastes like Grandma, was eating the dog's toes

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うわー!、おばあちゃんのような味、犬の足の指を食べていた

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Wow-!, was eating tasted like Grandma's, dog's toes

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うわー!、おばあちゃん、犬の足のような味を食べていた

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Wow-!, tastes like Grandma, dog legs, ate

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うわー!、おばあちゃん、犬の足のような味、食べた

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Wow-!, tastes like Grandma, dog legs, ate