YOU SAID:
Without any bullets I was turning into a bad joke.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸がなければ、私は悪い冗談に変わっていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Without the bullets, I would have turned into a bad joke.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸がなければ、私は悪い冗談に変わっていただろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Without the bullets, I would have turned into a bad joke.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.