YOU SAID:
With this ring, I thee wed
INTO JAPANESE
この指輪を私は結婚なた
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This ring I Wed thee
INTO JAPANESE
このリング私は thee を水します。
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This ring I thee water will.
INTO JAPANESE
この指輪は私なたの水します。
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This ring I will water thee.
INTO JAPANESE
このリング私は thee を水が。
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This ring I thee water.
INTO JAPANESE
これは、リングに水なた私。
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It's a ring on the water I.
INTO JAPANESE
それは水のリングです私。
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It is a water ring me.
INTO JAPANESE
水私のリングです。
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It is a ring of water.
INTO JAPANESE
水のリングです。
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It is a ring of water.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.