YOU SAID:
With a grinding, horrible noise, the spreadsheet crashes into the ground, toppling over on top of you, smashing you so hard you see blue screens in front of your eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
ひどい、ひどいノイズで、スプレッドシートは地面に激突し、あなたの上に転倒し、目の前にブルースクリーンが見えるほど激しくあなたを粉砕します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
With terrible, terrible noise, the spreadsheet crashes into the ground, falls over you, and shatters you hard enough to see a blue screen in front of you.
INTO JAPANESE
ひどい、ひどいノイズで、スプレッドシートは地面に激突し、あなたの上に倒れ、あなたの前にブルースクリーンが見えるほど激しくあなたを粉砕します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
With terrible, terrible noise, the spreadsheet crashes into the ground, falls over you, and shatters you hard enough to see a blue screen in front of you.
Come on, you can do better than that.